Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

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A cocktail for every sign of the zodiac!

*Original artwork by Laura Sant *Giclée printed on archival, acid-free cardstock *Matte finish *Blank inside *4x5" *A2 Kraft paper envelope included
Made in United States

Aries sun signs have Boulevardier energy: 2 parts strong opinions, 1 part confidence + 1 part blind optimism dusted with a bit of Bitch, Don't Try Me. One is plenty (two will get you in trouble).

Taurus sun signs have White Russian energy: 2 parts indulgence, 1 part dependability, 1 part playing the long game. Served chilled AF.

Gemini sun signs have major Margarita energy: Dual-natured, lovers of a good party, sweet and sour in equal measure. Hand lettered caption reads: "1 part sweet, 1 part sour + a splash of gossip. Delightful -- til they turn on you."

Cancer sun signs have Suffering Bastard vibes (sorry): Soothing, can be intense, goes well with crying and pity parties.  Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts nurture, 1 part conflict avoidance, 1 part intuition + 2 dashes of crybaby. Garnished with a sprig of defensiveness."

Leo sun signs have Ramos Gin Fizz energy. Ready to party and gas you up, but needs an ungodly amount of attention. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts nurture, 1 part conflict avoidance, 1 part intuition + 2 dashes of crybaby. Garnished with a sprig of defensiveness."

Libra sun signs have Last Word energy: Obsessed with balance, decision-challenged, and more dramatic than they seem. Text caption at the bottom reads: "Equal parts peacemaking, indecision, internal drama + charm. Will knock you on your ass if you're not careful."

Virgo sun signs have Perfect Manhattan energy: Precise, dry, a little fussy. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts precision, 1 part dry wit, 1 part fussiness, garnished with a twist of artistic expression."

Scorpio sun signs have Blood & Sand energy: Unfairly maligned, complex, intimidating to lesser individuals. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts intimidation of lesser individuals, 1 part ignoring the haters + 1 part assertiveness. Garnished with a slice of evil genius."

Sagittarius sun signs have Mezcal Margarita energy: Adventurous, philosophical, loves a party. Hand lettered caption reads: "1 part adventure, 1 part philosophy, 2 parts Subtlety is for Boring People, + 1 part How Did I End Up at This Rave in the Desert?"

Capricorn sun signs have Martinez energy: Straightforward, classic, put-together, a little uptight. Hand lettered caption reads: "Equal parts directness, propriety, class + Let's Stick to the Recipe, OK?"

Aquarius sun signs have Bamboo energy: Unconventional, restrained, arty and intellectual.  Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts independence, 1 part eccentricity, 1 part iconoclast + 2 parts straight freak.

Pisces sun signs have New York Sour energy: Creative, dreamy, breaker of rules, can't pick a vibe. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts creativity, 1 part clairvoyance + 1 part emotional sensitivity. Topped with a shot of escapism."

 

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