Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards
Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

Cocktail Astrology Greeting Cards

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A cocktail for every sign of the zodiac!

*Original artwork by Laura Sant *Giclée printed on archival, acid-free cardstock *Matte finish *Blank inside *4x5" *A2 Kraft paper envelope included
Made in United States

Aries sun signs have Boulevardier energy: 2 parts strong opinions, 1 part confidence + 1 part blind optimism dusted with a bit of Bitch, Don't Try Me. One is plenty (two will get you in trouble).

Taurus sun signs have White Russian energy: 2 parts indulgence, 1 part dependability, 1 part playing the long game. Served chilled AF.

Gemini sun signs have major Margarita energy: Dual-natured, lovers of a good party, sweet and sour in equal measure. Hand lettered caption reads: "1 part sweet, 1 part sour + a splash of gossip. Delightful -- til they turn on you."

Cancer sun signs have Suffering Bastard vibes (sorry): Soothing, can be intense, goes well with crying and pity parties.  Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts nurture, 1 part conflict avoidance, 1 part intuition + 2 dashes of crybaby. Garnished with a sprig of defensiveness."

Leo sun signs have Ramos Gin Fizz energy. Ready to party and gas you up, but needs an ungodly amount of attention. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts nurture, 1 part conflict avoidance, 1 part intuition + 2 dashes of crybaby. Garnished with a sprig of defensiveness."

Libra sun signs have Last Word energy: Obsessed with balance, decision-challenged, and more dramatic than they seem. Text caption at the bottom reads: "Equal parts peacemaking, indecision, internal drama + charm. Will knock you on your ass if you're not careful."

Virgo sun signs have Perfect Manhattan energy: Precise, dry, a little fussy. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts precision, 1 part dry wit, 1 part fussiness, garnished with a twist of artistic expression."

Scorpio sun signs have Blood & Sand energy: Unfairly maligned, complex, intimidating to lesser individuals. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts intimidation of lesser individuals, 1 part ignoring the haters + 1 part assertiveness. Garnished with a slice of evil genius."

Sagittarius sun signs have Mezcal Margarita energy: Adventurous, philosophical, loves a party. Hand lettered caption reads: "1 part adventure, 1 part philosophy, 2 parts Subtlety is for Boring People, + 1 part How Did I End Up at This Rave in the Desert?"

Capricorn sun signs have Martinez energy: Straightforward, classic, put-together, a little uptight. Hand lettered caption reads: "Equal parts directness, propriety, class + Let's Stick to the Recipe, OK?"

Aquarius sun signs have Bamboo energy: Unconventional, restrained, arty and intellectual.  Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts independence, 1 part eccentricity, 1 part iconoclast + 2 parts straight freak.

Pisces sun signs have New York Sour energy: Creative, dreamy, breaker of rules, can't pick a vibe. Hand lettered caption reads: "2 parts creativity, 1 part clairvoyance + 1 part emotional sensitivity. Topped with a shot of escapism."

 

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